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Claustrophobic

The walls are closing fast, it seems They even creep up in my dreams The leaning towering piles of stuff I’ve really taken quite enough They leave me little time to think They’re even piled up by the sink They … Continue reading

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The Tale Of Enid McKay

This is the story of Enid McKay Who cycled the Alps and was killed by a fly She burned with desire for adventures afar Her savings were stored in a marmalade jar On the uppermost shelf at the side of … Continue reading

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A thorough understanding of perspective prevents invective

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Face Ache (poem)

Face Ache My sinuses are such a bore They block my nose and make me snore I cannot sleep nor even doze They stop me breathing through my nose And should I even try to sing The horrid twangy nasal … Continue reading

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Poetry – Idiomatic

There’s an elephant in the room and I can’t sleep And the bats in the belfry are giving me the creeps Yeah, this insomnia, ┬áit makes me hopping mad But it happens for a reason, who knows good or bad? … Continue reading

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Armchair Adventurer (Poem)

Tonight no chance of being bored Depriving dragons of their hoard A trove of gleaming gems I’ll find And ghouls within their crypts I’ll bind I’ll search for traps and hidden doors And pits with yawning open maws I’ve locks … Continue reading

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Ode To A Pillow (poem)

O pillow why are you so flat? You’re much more suited to a mat No matter how I fluff and plump You’re thin and hard and full of lumps I’d dearly love a good night’s sleep Drifting off whilst counting … Continue reading

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