Non jokes

Occasionally in my creative travels, my sense of humour tends towards the non joke variety as created by Andy Kaufman or Tim and Eric. So here are two that came to mind of late, delivered in droll fashion.

“Did you hear the one about the Venusian.

No, because they don’t exist.”

“People say I’m good with my hands. Usually whilst I’m fisting them”

I’ve probably stolen these unconsciously  or been influenced by someone, so feel free to share and use them if you find them funny. Please just credit our blog 🙂

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